Hello. My name is Bill

My best frriend is Will

He pays the bill

And works at a mill

He likes to kill

Look, United are winning 2 to nil.

Your mom’s name is Jill.

She likes arrows and bows.

To her lawn she mows and mows.

She also likes hoes (the garden kind)

She lines things in rows.

She is very, very slow.

Which makes her very, very low.

Hey look, it’s a cow!

How does that cow do that now?

So he takes a bow.

OW!

You stepped on mmy head

For this you will soon be dead

What are you doing in my bed?

The dogs still need to be fed!

Is your head made of lead?

Hey, it’s Ned!

And he’s with Ted, he said!

What, Ted is wed?

You must be really, very dim

If you think Ted will marry him

Hey! It’s Jim and He’s with Kim!

Hey, a gangsta, with a 30-inch rim.

Look, it’s Tim!

He’s in the bay

Beside the cay

In the heat of day

In the middle of May

Listening to The Fray, I say
He’s by some hay that’s by the bay that’s by the bay and listening to The Fray!

My, he’s gay! (Not Tim S)

Every kiss begins with Kay

With Oodles of Noodles

TOODLES
to be continued…